Out of utter frustration over the lack of basic human compassion in the parking lots of Portland, Ore., these cards were born. If you find one of these friendly reminders on your vehicle then it has been decided that you are, in fact, an asshole. The accompanying blog documents the best-of-the-best offenders and gives them a few helpful tips on how to be better next time. Hit me up if you’d like a stack to hand out in your neck of the woods. Silk laminated for 100% water resistance… this is the Pacific Northwest after all.